I Just Ate the Best Potholder by Joey Ramone (Airedale)
Yes! I Just Ate the Best Potholder. She had company last night and wasn't paying attention at all. And there on the countertop was this great potholder, handmade, I understand, by Nora Maybury several years ago during her days as a fiber artist. Well, the colors were truly vibrant, irresistible you might say. I did not resist. You can only imagine my disappointment upon having this unexpected meal-of-all-meals snatched from me when I was a mere 3/4 of the way through it. This morning I stole and ate up a hard-boiled egg, already peeled out of a bowl on the same counter. Note to self: check that countertop more often. postscript: not been feeling great today. must have been the hard-boiled egg.